data-mm-id=”_8tejmmasq”>The fantasy football season is nearly upon us, which means it's time to start brainstorming the funniest possible team name you can cook up. Having the best name in your league is the biggest honor possible behind actually winning the whole thing and is far less of a luck-based achievement. It's arguably just as satisfying, too. Few things are better than proving you're funnier than your friends. However, most of us are not comedic geniuses and need a little bit of guidance to come up with the real good stuff. Thus, this list is your starting point. You can rip straight from it or use it as inspiration. There are no rules in this game. From player-specific jokes. to just general NFL puns, here are 50 of the funniest fantasy football names we could cook up. Or found elsewhere on the internet. We aren't comedic geniuses, either. Funniest Fantasy Football Names 1. Hit Me With Your Prescott2. Hot Chubb Time Machine 3. My Name Is Watt?4. Easy Mac And Cheese5. Tickle Me Ekler 6. Kamara Sutra7. Bed Bath & Bijan 8. Stairway to Evans 9. Joe Buck Yourself 10. I'm Sorry Smith-Jaxon 11. Pitts And Giggles12. CeeDeez Nuts 13. Inglorious Staffords14. Kupp Check 15. Zay My Name 16. Hurts So Good17. Con Aaron Rodgers18. Kittle Corn 19. Stroudy With a Chance of Deep Balls 20. High-Speed Chase21. Living on Burrowed Time22. Baby Back Gibbs23. Mahomes Alone 2: Lost in New York 24. Russell Sprouts 25. Ridder Me This 26. Kissing Cousins 27. Bench Don't Kill My Vibe 28. Sacks in the City 29. Tua Legit Tua Quit 30. Cooper Scooper 31. Turn Down For Watt32. Russell Sprouts 33. Yippee Ki-Yay Justin Tucker34. It's Always Runny in Philadelphia 35. Fumbledore36. Catalina Wine Mixon 37. Kyler Soze38. Hockenson Loogies39. No Amon No Cry40. Diggs In a Blanket41. OnlyFants42. Baskin Dobbins43. Davante's Inferno 44. Knoxed Up 45. Goff Your Rocker46. Call of Jeudy 47. Wheelin' And Thielen 48. Hole in the Waller49. I, Tonyan 50. How I Metcalf. Your MotherAnd there you have it. You're welcome. Feel free to send a thank-you note when your league congratulates you on your team name.
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